The Gang Gets Caught Doping

I am convinced that if Billy Joel had simply embraced the fact that he is the most desperately lonely man who has ever lived, instead of trying to be an ‘80's cool guy, he would be far, far more critically appreciated today.

All pilots are trained not with flight simulators but by listening to Pink Floyd and Tom Petty’s “Learning to Fly”

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

HE DIDN’T FALL GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU EVEN POST THIS

Exactly. Was thinking this the whole way through the article. Trump is interesting. Who gives a fuck. (Or, who should care.) I want the smartest fucking person in the room with a half-decent moral compass and the ability to manage people. Anything else is gravy.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

I absolutely hate the political discourse in our country, but this makes me rethink everything.

No, because WNBA.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.

What we’re saying is, ‘Black lives matter, too.’ Period.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

Wow, Trump....is that you?

Antonio Gaudi would like a word.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

Reading the comments on this article... Our country has reached a debilitating level of PC.

You’re ignoring the fact that LeBron was drafted 13 years ago and left Cleveland at one point, the Kyrie led Cavs sucked, and the other #1 overall pick they made is already out of the league. This championship Cavs team was assembled through free agency, not the draft.

Only a management consultant could come up with a strategy that makes you 10% more likely to “succeed” but has three times the opportunity costs and you have to do it forever. I’m surprised he didn’t try to have the team coached by a Toyota assembly line manager and a client engagement coordinator from McKinsey