Replace the mayo with smashed avocado (no blender/food processor, will get too soupy). More nutrient and flavor rich, and has a very similar texture. Is amazing with chicken, okay with tuna. Haven’t tried egg, will have to do that.

We had rain here a few weeks ago, up the road from you.

And it is weirdly fuzzy in a very unpleasant way.

You need to add to the recipe, put a couple of potatoes beside the pot in the oven. Or boil some potatoes, mash and serve with the cabbage on top. Or slice discs of potatoes and pan fry until crispy and serve with cabbage. Or chunk potatoes in a large inch to inch and a half dice, and throw on pan with potatoes. Mmm.…

Nope. The PCA’s and PSW’s are likely the only ones that would see her if it’s a dedicated vegetative ward most of the time, and they only really care about washing/diapering/feeding. It’s not uncommon for a single PSW in that situation to deal with more than 20 people a day, and it’s not their responsibility to track…

The Sheik  calling him Gene Mean will never not make me laugh.  

He is going through a protracted divorce, with claims that he was abused by his wife and that she is an alcoholic.  I assume this is what he means, nothing to do with Idol.

Well, here he was as a kid. 1959. With hair! Much love to Norton Records.

I say this completely without irony - Mean Gene and Macho Man Randy Savage were one of the greatest all-time comedy duos.

Sells of the Stunner among those pictured, ranked:

I beat myself up harder for wasting my free time than I do for wasting my work time. When I’m on Twitter/Reddit/whatever when I should be working, bleh, as long as it’s out on deadline, that’s just part of the advantage of working from home, that ability to instant de-stress.

The answers to those questions are the same for almost every member of the human race, including Pete, you, and I.

Did the bumps to the head cause the his shitty person out of ring behavior or was he always a shitty person?

I think, and I could be wrong here, Bix is talking about the two plus generations of wrestlers who followed, either directly or indirectly, in his footsteps in the ring. The “undersized” guys who jacked up their bodies to 220 lbs of muscle on a frame built for about 165, who took crazy ass dives to the floor night…

This is such a simultaneously amazing and sad story.

You’re not a sport.

Relatedly, I always appreciate video/story captioning not because I am hard of hearing, but because often I’m looking at my phone in public and don’t want sound blaring. Accessibility benefits everyone.

Symptoms of winning too much may include fever, nausea, vomiting, severe stomach cramps (abdominal pain), diarrhea (often bloody), acute kidney failure, and death.

"Meat stuffing" is an awesome description. I, too, know margarine? Butter? Same thing people. My best friend was raised real redneck like, and he truly prefers Country Crock over actual butter in many contexts. Spaghetti with meat sauce sharing a plate with an equal proportion of fried taters is his favorite meal,…

I'm going to my boyfriend's family's house. His mother has at various points in her life owned a bakery and a catering company (seriously, her chocolate chip cookies are at least twice as good as any others I've ever had, and we are not talking about a small sample size...and her carrot cake is just OMG). I am a…