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This reminds me somewhat of the plot for the written version of the Running Man - where said Man entered a TV reality show that risked his life just for a chance to win enough money for his son’s medical care. Not quite the same, but close enough to remind me of a Stephen King story I read 10+ years ago. Ouf.

To heard the words “ ‘The Man’ wants you to believe that hot engine x cold air = vapor, but we all know I’m smarter than to believe that malarkey.” out of her mouth would be pure gold.

Not during the ceremony, but since we did the whole “destination wedding” thing, my maid-of-honor got those who couldn’t make it to write us notes which my husband and I read the night before the big day, and cried our little ol’ hearts out.

I came here out of sheer curiosity to read this article (I’m more a sci-fi than romance fan) and this charmed the pants right off me. Happy nice people doing fun, happy things. Refreshing after all that poop news out there lately.

As someone who has had to help my hairstylist mother tweeze (other people’s) hairs out of her body at the end of a work day like it was splinters - don’t feed your baby while getting your hair cut or styled. Babies shouldn’t eat hair. No one should. Or have it lodged in their skin. Or have to breath in hairspray.

Preggo lady here that also loves burritos. Just got two new maxi dresses and regret nothing. Those high-low/mullet dresses though... (le barf).

Thank you for clearing up my confusion - I thought Hiddleston was already married, and now I realize I confuse these two beloveds of the internet with each other all the time. Does this make me a bad internet lady?

Is there any way to pull off that gorgeous hair in real life, or is that like contouring and only for fancy red carpet occasions? Do non-famous people do that with their hair?

What if you know all the words to “Good Morning, Baltimore” from Hairspray?

Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth in all their glory. The wrestling ring got a little wilty by the end of the night, unfortunately. This was from our beach/wrestling themed reception we had before getting hitched in the Caribbean. Best tasting cake my mother ever made.

I guess I’m doing it backwards (but I regret nothing). I find most onions to be too strong in flavour, so I replace them with shallots in most recipes.

I think for most people, there’s like some sort of lady-fun trade-off. I can scarf, hat and hair (I hair so good I was basically a stylist for my rugby team when we had to get fancy) but goddamn I can’t heel, lipstick, wing my eyeliner or tell a story without cussing. I cheat by wearing kitten heels and hope no one

Seriously, what is it with the people of Ottawa not getting pumped up at rock shows? We traveled there to see The Black Keys (They blew our minds. Everyone go see The Black Keys.) and we had a moment of realization during the show while danging our holes off that we were surrounded by non-dancing people. Who doesn’t

I pretty much wept through the first hour of the show. So did my husband, and that was his 3rd time seeing him. “Oh god, are we Beatlemania?”. You’ll have a blast though - his catalog is so vast you’re really never sure what he’s going to play next, and he’s still got it in a way that say, Bob Dylan doesn’t anymore.

That moment before Paul McCartney busts into “Maybe I’m Amazed” by simply stating “This is for Linda” and you realize that his music was never the same after she died. Apparently that’s always how he intros that song, but man, she truly was his muse. Also, a man that age playing that hard for 3h straight is nothing to

I was in a wedding party once that insisted I get acrylic nails (they were all estheticians so it was free). At the time I worked at a dairy farm. Making them understand what "short nails" meant was a nightmare :( I ripped two nails off basically the moment I walked in the barn. In short: that shit hurts - how do you

I don't see anyone wearing Birkenstocks. Now I'm the old who wears those to festivals? Dang.

My anxiety needs the outside/nature time more than the calorie burn. A shit day is completely turned around by a minimum 10 minute walk that includes trees or some body of water. A full day hike can make me feel amazing for a week. There’s studies coming out now saying that nature time can be as effective as meds for

Currently 6 mos pregnant, and the only reason I can sleep at night is because of this pillow:

Well Canada has indeed been accused of being polite by other countries fairly often :P