Future generations will not know the frustration of attempting to sleep in their dorm room while their roommate IM’s with the volume up.

AIM was so revolutionary for those of us who were teenagers in the mid to late 90s. You could talk to your friends and not have parents overhear or pick up the phone to listen in! On the down side, you could only use it whenever the phone line was indeed free and nobody was expecting an important call. I can’t believe…

pReExGirlfriend8 here (because ‘pre ex girlfriend’ was taken). In 7th and 8th grade a had a painful, huge crush on this boy who was two grades ahead of me and had a band; and we IM’d every night. I can’t adequately describe the flutter that my little heart felt when 1) he signed on and 2) HE messaged ME first, but I’m…

I don’t think that’s a possibility anywhere in the multiverse.

The investment firm behind Wall Street’s much-maligned Fearless Girl statue, theoretically erected to push companies to hire more women to top roles, has agreed to pay $5 million to settle allegations that it discriminated against hundreds of female executives by paying them less than their male counterparts

It’s more surprising that KFC has actual meat in their gravy. I just assumed they watered down some Elmer’s glue and dumped in a few bags of salt, some boullion cubes, and food coloring and called it a day.

When I write in my journal, in the morning, sometimes I tear out pages for poor grammar, odd punctuation and the like. Even rushed handwriting can be rationale enough for its decimation.

Can women take over the world now please? I’m ready for the matriarchy

This is why I don’t trust companies that use social justice for public relations. Someone’s rights shouldn’t be treated like a pop culture trend bandwagon.

Slightly OT, but still relevant:

George Orwell taught us that farm animals are various degrees of socialist.

I would like to think that farm animals are liberal democrats.

In certain segments of the country, the republican party could probably run a farm animal and win. Still, the democrats should at least try to beat her. I think that the democrats should support a candidate running as an “independent” rather than a “democrat” (and run no one as a “democrat”) in jurisdictions in which…

“...filing a resolution to remind Americans the appropriate ettiquette during the National Anthem.” 

As someone who lives in a town she represents, let me tell you that Marsha Blackburn sucks for a long list of reasons. She is bad people and more people need to know that she is bad people.

I’m not sure why chicken in the KFC gravy would be alarming, considering that most gravy is made from the drippings of roasted meat. I would be more concerned if there wasn’t any meat/animal product in it.

How the hell would gravy not contain meat?

I could write the tweet.

I didn’t think it possible, but after reading that and watching the video I am now some how even more lesbian.