He should’ve gotten the cheaper version. And it’s portable!!

The reason it tastes off is because it was seasoned with the tears of bitter disappointment that her child would grow up and never call her as often as they should...

Fun fact: My grandfather hated “casseroles” but would eat them if you said they were “hot salads.” “Hot salad” sounds worse than “casserole” to me, but he was a complex man.

By “country” Republicans mean white people. Uniting means marginalizing or kicking out everyone else.

“Country” = straight, white, Fundamentalist Christian men

They’re just acting like sportsball fans, eternally doubling down and refusing to abandon Their Team, because to do otherwise would be admitting that they made a mistake in judgment. Now they’re double proud to stick up for the loser that everyone else hates. Nevermind that life is not a sportsball contest, and…

When you look at these polls, you have to remember that when they ask “is he uniting the country,” “the country” to them is “them, their friends, and everyone they know personally,” which is white people. Using that metric, he is absolutely uniting his base—against everything that is actually America.

As an expat Canadian and former Torontonian, yes I say she is allowed to speak for us! I nominate Jessamina for Queen speaker of Toronto Canada!

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and…

Especially the ones that giggle about it publicly.

I think I understand her tenure. She craved/craves money and power. She was willing to do the dirty deeds required to get her those things. Now she thinks she can simple “rebrand” and pretend she wasn’t as bad as she was...even as her poisonous influence on our country continues to play out. Never forget. This woman…

thank you! <3

Found another.

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

If you’re willing to stretch meanings, they can both at the same time.

I take it Judge Moore wears mixed fibers, enjoys pork BBQ and shellfish from the gulf.

Alabama is an absolute shithole. I’m trying to help get Doug Jones elected, but it’s an extreme long shot. The fuckstains who live here deserve the morons they have representing them, but the decent people certainly do not. Working against us is the fact that once a court ordered the state to offer free voter IDs at…