Good to see Haisley taking some time out of his busy schedule of being wrong about literally everything soccer-related to continue to fart out 75 word monstrosity sentences.

I’m starting to think the staff here at Deadspin legitimately had a meeting to make sure they all parroted and then doubled down on the exact same asinine talking points about Anthony Davis’s situation.

Also, Ed Oliver weighed in at TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SEVEN POUNDS at the combine but yes, let’s give him a look at a position that requires you to cover TEs who can run 4.4's.

...Cowboys, right? Cowboys.

My mother and sister both follow tennis VERY closely, talk to me about it all the time, and I still would literally never have heard of Kyrgios if it weren’t for Deadspin breathlessly covering every time he was a complete fucking asshole. This is the first time I’ve ever even seen his play discussed on here in any…

In the eyes of Deadspin, why even have teams? Why even have rooting interests? Writers on this site have *repeatedly* savaged the Pelicans for not taking the Lakers’ scraps in exchange for a generational talent, simply because “it’d be fun to see him in LA so why would New Orleans be horrible and cruel enough to act…

History will remember the 2018 Red Sox as one of the greatest teams ever. But few high-profile opinion makers in Boston—particularly in the aural cesspool that is sports radio—acknowledged it in real time.

A pretty good rule of thumb is that anyone who says “last time I checked...” (or some variation thereof) is about to be a complete asshole.

These are actually pretty sweet:

Fluent in snark!

As a Bruins fan, seeing those two names makes me also want to die. It’s like a Human Centipede of wasted draft capital.

Of course. It wouldn’t be a soccer gossip story without a quote from Thibaut Courtois, The Man Who Will Not Shut The Fuck Up.

There is something deeply satisfying about an interception that is so inaccurate that the defender can actually catch it against his stomach.

That sounds like the definition of overspending. They used money to build a piece of shit that the intended users don’t want/can’t use.

Colbert’s comments yesterday make clear that the Steelers will continue to facilitate Big Ben until he retires or is severely injured.

Jesus Christ...EXACTLY. Burneko and Thompson’s “the Pelicans aren’t trading Davis to the Lakers for a shitty return that will set the franchise back because they’re MEAN” thing is *insufferable.* 

that continues to employ him today basically out of spite

This is why we need “the Left,” despite the inexplicable howls of moderate/centrist Democrats who think they’re “too extreme” or “unelectable” or whatever.

I think the issue is that someone displaying a book like that, especially in 2019, is sending a pretty crystal clear message.