Hi Lauren, remember when you said Brad Marchand was a piece of shit specifically for engaging an unwilling combatant? Does beating the hell out of someone who doesn’t want to go only acceptable on a bad hit? 

So, a number of very expensive contracts for old guys who aren’t worth that money anymore are cited to explain why the Giants aren’t truly interested in signing Harper.

I’m sorry, I’m just still fascinated by the “the Pelicans should do something that isn’t remotely in their best interest because if they don’t then they’re just being mean to the guy who chose to sign an extension with them, who they now somehow owe something to” take.

I’m always just absolutely taken aback by those nostrils.

“See, now that I’ve seen her face to face, I’m gonna plow this old lady’s box and change my perspective on like, stuff, or whatever.”

Then Schilling says, “I have a daughter, my daughter has friends. I’ve seen my daughter’s friends, I’m a man—wow she’s a beautiful young lady. I don’t immediately jump to molesting her.”

This is actually true.

Wonderful video. Schilling is the dumbest motherfucker alive.

For those unaccustomed to Gerry “Ku Klux” Kallahan, I present to you the exchange with his former cohost John Dennis (a reprehensible piece of shit in his own right) that got them suspended for two weeks. (For context, METCO is a program that buses Boston inner city students to suburban schools, and a real, actual…

Brittany Bowlen, as someone who might be about to take over an NFL team with no skill or money or effort beyond getting into protracted legal battles with your siblings...why the long face?

While I and most others writing about him now, after the hotly contested courtship that involved pretty much all the game’s biggest clubs finally came to a close when Barcelona announced yesterday that they’d won the Ajax man’s hand in marriage for a hefty €75 million (the ceremony is set for this coming summer), have…

Had to scroll back up to make sure it wasn’t Haisley

I believe Thornton was under Mike O’Connell but yes, the man is a master at not properly valuing assets.

One of the worst aspects of his time with the Bruins (and probably the Oilers) was an obsession with the bottom half of the roster. He genuinely felt guys like Daniel Paille and Gregory Campbell were worth $1.5-2m a year as they farted out 20 points but gave them “identity” or something, which totally hamstrung them…

Don’t forget Blake Wheeler.

....is it bad to be the Director of Marketing for PornHub?

People seem to forget that there’s a museum attached to the actual literal Hall of Fame room. The contextualized story of baseball is told in that museum, with a lot of its warts going on full display in recent years. I think that sort of renders this “bronze plaque=storytelling” thing moot, because once visitors…

Top marginal rate was 90%+ from 1944-1963

Real eyes realize real lies, as they say.

I am sorry to insult your good friend by reminding you that he openly advocates for violence pretty much daily.