Does anyone have suggestions for sites/blogs I can visit for good soccer analysis? I don’t think I can take another 5,000 word post titled, like, “Lionel Messi Fucks Around And Fucking Does The Fucking Goddamn Fucking Thing, Unless He Stinks Like A Stinky Butt Stinks.”

I feel this points to the whole basketblogging-influenced phenomenon where you seemingly have to be a fan of the league to be taken seriously.

Counterpoint: “Fortnite duhr hur hur” isn’t even really a joke at all, let alone a funny one, so much as it is a bizarre comment from a complete head case who, at this point, I’m not even sure the Red Sox ever even spoke to before signing.

Every non-German soccer fan has to be ecstatic over this result, as it is a delicious helping of that spectacular German word, schadenfreude.

I think one of the biggest things about progressive/socialist candidates winning is that their agendas can be so clearly articulated. Instead of “most people should have at least some access to health care in some way, shape, or form, possibly in the form of a tax credit, you’re welcome,” it’s “since you’re a person, y…

Well, Bernie Sanders is the most popular Senator in America and possibly the most popular politician overall who has arguably the most progressive views out of anyone in any position of power, but you’re absolutely right, his status as an older white guy means he should be ignored.

Imagine the nuggets of wisdom nesting in the minds of goateed closers

Good thread on this psychopath and the bizarre liberal fascination with her:

Also, just a dash of racially-tinged secessionism

The name “Argentina” still conjures images of copious reserves of exceptional players, and the five best Argentine strikers are to this day way better than the five best strikers of any other nationality.

TRIGGERED MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Fun fact: Texas has 38 counties that are bigger than Rhode Island.

Pretty sure Brazil or Germany could handle, I dunno, Feyenoord or Olympiacos, but thanks for chiming in, Haisley. You sully even my favorite articles on this site.

Deadspin on NFL knockout hits: This is morally reprehensible, and blood is on all of our hands.

For $45 million the cart could kill me.

This is an *excellent* point.

None of Panama’s players are good enough to play for a team in one of the world’s good leagues, and Torres is no exception, as he plays in MLS for the Seattle Sounders.

Imagine your third string goaltender playing for *PSG.*

Torres had to be just absolutely beaten down and brutalized by the futility of the middle part of his career to get there, though. Not ideal.

This is true, Silva was out, but at least they still had two other all-tournament defenders to pick up the sla....nvm.