I read right over this. I am numb to Haisley. I can’t hurt anymore.

I took Saudi Arabia at +1 partially due to Haisley really laying it on thick about how bad they were in his preview. I don’t think that overall this is a bad betting strategy, it just wasn’t to be today.

I just can never forget Axel Witsel breaking that dude’s leg. Plus, Courtois acted like a baby when Mignolet said he was gonna fight for the #1 goalie spot.

Kevin De Bruyne really has that Matthew Broderick “I will look youthful for virtually my entire life, which sounds endearing and desirable but will actually make me look vaguely creepy once I hit my late middle ages” look to him. IMHO.

That Joe Miragliotta dude has like 19,000 Instagram followers, so perhaps he’s actually part of the problem here. Glad everyone can see good pics of places in the Maldives though. Zero resources anywhere else to find that info than some dickhead holding up a frozen drink in front of a pristine beach with “casual…

I’m glad Buchholz has finally found someone willing to go to bat for the little guy, a little guy who...[checks notes]...once stole 29 laptops from a middle school and has also made $57 million in his career.

The fatalism and self-deprecation of England fans is, legitimately, one of my favorite parts of following soccer.

Doesn’t that prove the point, though? Would 3 of the 4 supposed best defenders in the entire tournament surrender a seven goal barrage to *any* team?

TIL that in the 2014 World Cup Brazil gave up 14 goals, 5 more than the team who let up second-most, and still had three defenders (Luiz, Marcelo, and Silva) named to the FIFA Team of the Tournament.

It’s so emblematic of US Soccer Just Not Getting It than the fact that they’re mounting a legit campaign to have American fans support “North America” and cheer for Mexico at the World Cup. As if we’re those SEC losers who are thrilled to see Alabama win a title as they routinely beat our own team’s heads in.

Buy your booze at the airport duty-free when you land. Seriously. Sandwiches from a supermarket with chips and drinks for two was routinely like $30+ when my wife and I were traveling around Iceland a few months ago.

Anyone know what Puma sneakers those are in the pic?

Anyone know what Puma sneakers those are in the pic?

When I was about 24 I was at a bar with two friends, my sister, and her boyfriend. The bar fills up as the night goes on and eventually a group of all guys is sharing our hightop to set their beers down. No problem, tables are big enough for everyone. Eventually one of their guys takes some beer from our pitcher. We…

Now that you posted this I totally remember this article. Maybe I should stop being beaten into unconsciousness so often...

Wow, it’s almost like people associated with a sport where you beat others into unconsciousness might not be all that well-balanced.

Wanna know how dumb and lazy I am? I thought he was suspended for the actual deciding game.

Apropos of nothing:

Why does every single one of these college Republican motherfuckers look 25 years older than he really is?

Yeah, quite honestly he doesn’t get nearly enough criticism for probably costing the Warriors a title in 2016 because he quite simply could not stop kicking people in the dick. Seems like quite a big deal to me.

Drake’s week is going poorly enough without you piling on.