Well, just look at his shirt. He obviously got bored.

Much like this dork.

It drives me crazy when people wrestle over whether or not these types are “arguing in good faith.” Truly, what difference does it ultimately make? He’s saying abhorrent things, and also doing abhorrent things. What does it matter if you can’t tell whether he’s “trolling” you when he’s advocating half the country be…

https://www.theonion.com/plan-to-straighten-out-entire-life-during-weeklong-vaca-1819566088

It’s almost like the machine of football hid the sins and obvious issues of a guy who was thrown off of two college teams, spent multiple team-ordered stints in anger management, was convicted for assault, was voted the dirtiest player in the league by his peers, and bullied a teammate with clear mental issues out of…

“But I like Military Mondays! Stuff go boom! A hat tip of the sriracha bacon pizza to you, good sir!”

Why is the superstition about not touching the conference trophy “stupid”? Why can’t we just accept some things as being funny little anomalies, ones that mortals like us can’t relate to, without turning to bitchy dismissiveness?

This is just complete lack of understanding of context and how the league changes over time. 50 goal scorers used to be common. In 1981-2 the 10th leading scorer in the NHL scored 50.

So can someone explain to me like I’m 5 - When “a donor gives money to a Congressman,” can the member of Congress actually use that for anything? Like can Curbelo put in a pool at his house with the $50k he got, or does it have to go to “campaign expenses” or whatever?

Right? Like, yes, let’s rely on the other side acting in good faith and meeting us on an equal ground. Because that works so well every time the Democrats insist on “bipartisanship” with a party that actually fights for what its lunatic constituents want.

I was on a flight recently with this exact scenario and I told the woman in the middle seat “you can move to the aisle seat if you like” and it worked. I didn’t think it was all that difficult.

Also, depending on your opinion of the source, transfermarkt.co.uk considers Courtois to be one of three guys tied for the second-most valuable goalkeeper on Earth. But yes, just another ham-and-egger.

No shit, right? Kante in 16/17 won the PFA and FWA Player of the Year awards, plus the EPL POTY. But yes, just a cog in the machine to Haisley.

Can I still say just that the kickee completing the tackle is REMARKABLY impressive?

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

The thing is, the New York Times or whatever is gonna run one that’s like “they deserve to be heard.” Bothsiderism is perhaps the national media’s biggest problem. And that’s saying something.

As a Bruins fan, it’s a credit to him that I’m glad he’s screwing up two full seasons after he’s had any real impact on my life.

I remember this guy was actually considered a potential Dem presidential nominee in 2000, and Time profiled him in this snarky way and said something along the lines of “unfortunatel, when asked, Bradley said his favorite junk food was ‘cashews.’ Boorrriinnggg!”

It’s almost like Tuch pulls back and kinda hopes it’s not gonna happen after all.

And a sriracha pizza Bill Murray mustache for you, good sir!