Maybe she just really likes superoxide radicals.

I mean, what even is that?

I actually saw her recently walking around Tribeca. She really truly didn’t look bad at all. Granted, she wasn’t dressed up, where I feel like she struggles the most. She was just in jeans and a T shirt and she really looked pretty great. Also, she totally didn’t look overweight. I’m now a firm believer that she’s…

Guys, I found the real replacement:

Hey Diane, do you even like child molesters?

Sunlight must be hell on her eyes after spending this long in a hole she dug herself.

Translation: Whoopi’s handlers told her that she was starting to overdo the clueless starfucking rape apologist bullshit, so she issued a mealymouthed non-clarification. “Tried in the court of public opinion,” that’s cute.

Too little, too fucking late.

omg imagine corgis in little dragon costumes

Mike Huckabee’s Platform:

“We love Goop,”

THANK YOU for posting about this. The people who have been fighting for this are incredible, and the advocacy community is extremely happy this morning. I came in very late to the game and got to witness this policy beginning to go into action, and there is nothing better than seeing a small child eat a good…

She watched her toddler daughter grow ill, but was penniless and unable to afford the $5,000 bond ICE demanded for her release.

Only at the fiiiinneest clubs!! He is currently having his own twitter fight with DJ Kittymeowmeow

I went through my closet looking to find a new pair of socks this morning, and to my complete surprise I found a fifth manuscript from Harper Lee. It’s clearly the original one! It’s called “The Stars are Full of Racists” and it features a cryogenically frozen Scout who is awoken in the future and has to confront the…

I’m a librarian, so I’ve had the new book on hold since it was on pre-order, but frankly, I’m dreading reading it. Started re-reading TKAM last night instead.

The exact thing I was thinking of. Also this: