charlieisaferalgod
Charlieisaferalgod
charlieisaferalgod

Well it is pretty transparent, which is better than nothing. “Alright, we lost this battle, let’s move on to something else and not piss off moderate voters any longer. But hey don’t worry, far right people, I’m totes about your religious freedoms too! *mumbles* but we’re trying to win an election here.”

I don’t want to talk about that.

Perfect picture is perfect

He chooses clothes that work completely against her body type & coloring. He actually makes her look dumpy, which is bizarre considering she has a fantastic figure.

^^^^^^^^^^this, a millionty times this.^^^^ i have posted this before here. she is small-statured and really curvy, but he dresses her in clothes more suited to somebody tall and willowy. now all her clothes are just too tight. and seriously? exposed nipples? like the papps weren’t going to snap a zillion pix of her

I’ve been talking about this to Ellen and Elton and we have disbarred those people from being gay under section 1 of our charter that demands that only people who exist can be members.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Wearing fancy clothes, doing nothing all day, whining, and letting TV crews record her doing all of the above & making a shit ton of money out of it.

I feel like she surrounds herself with “types” not people. Like Jack is her hipster, Taylor is her girly girl, Judd Apatow is her “funny uncle” and her sister is “The Lesbian”. Maybe it just strikes me that way because I’m old?

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yeah, you don’t remember this from last week?

I’m in the same boat - it was a beautiful, poignant speech.

But - and I’m sorry to nitpick - it’s President Obama, not Mr. Obama. It’s just polite to use the proper honorific.

Imagine, say, any other president or presidential candidate in this country’s history at that church, that funeral, today.

Pretty much exactly what happened when Paxton heard the ruling.

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”

I’m so happy about today’s decision. Between the Obamacare ruling & the Marriage Equality ruling it is a SHIT week to be a conservative but an awesome week to be a decent human being. Now, if you’ll excuse me... I have a champagne glass to filll with republican tears. Slaínte!

godddamnit this is comedy gold