Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

I'm still hoping Bruce comes out as a Democrat...

“Fails” kinda rhymes with “chemtrails”...

Watch Penny Dreadful on Showtime if you like a creepy Victorian vibe. I love Victorian stuff and that show is like a collection of every creepy Victorian trope that exists done in an incredibly evocative and detailed way.

Have you checked out Hannibal? Season three starts next Thursday night, so if you aren’t up on it, now is the time to give it a chance before new episodes air!

Freaker of the House.

He’s in a decades long battle with Kate Hudson to see who can get their 2nd hit first.

Ex Machina fits into the non comic/reboot mold, and that was amazing. Of course it is probably the glaring exception right now, but still great and fits the bill for the category.

Absolutely no doubt in my mind. Had swearing up and down that it’s just not fair to get angry at a good Christian white man for a silly little crime like molesting children not gone very badly for Huckabee, Santorum would be saying the exact same thing.

I bet this is a pretty calculated response from Santorum. I’m sure he must have seen the utter shit storm that Phukabees incurred after he defended that Duggar.

Right? I have NO interest in basketball and would not even know Steph Curry’s name if it weren’t for Riley Curry. It’s also really nice to see a man, especially a black man, getting good press for his relationship with his little girl.

Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

The Duggars think Jesus forgave him but really Jesus just wanted them all to become complacent and then shatter their image of a perfect God fearing family. I mean if a person is religious wouldn’t they think this?

DO NOT INSULT Potatoes!

*snort*

I’ve been full time for years and still haven’t managed to get surgery and this motherfucker hasn’t even changed her name yet!

Are you able to “donate” a subscription instead of having it delivered to you? Maybe to a shelter or something.