70 person group text sounds like my worst nightmare.

I call bullshit. No way dude didn't know about girls. It would be the most relatable thing on HBO for him to watch.

Much like birdman gets his powers from the sun, Trump finds his in the hate from white men.

This belongs on the onion.

Beat me to it.

Seems to me like you feel a lot of things and that doesn't necessarily mean you know a lot of things.

“I’m just saying there is a difference between retards and reeetards. What? Or Don’t give me that pc judgment shit.”

Is that a jerk off joke or spending too much time reading articles joke? For me it’s reading articles about spending too much time on the toilet reading articles about how reading on the toilet is causing hemeroids.

We all must keep fighting to bend the arch of humanity towards somthing just.

Tolerate my intolerance or you are the intolerant 👌

Semi inspired by Chuck Klostermans new book. Which of the four major sports will still exist in 200 years?

8ft basket?

Teach your kid a valuable lesson, throw it back.

Does nobody understand your joke or do I not understand everyone is joking. I hate the Internet.

Get em.

Another great session you might like to try is prolonged enjoyment by shorts. I think it ends up being a bit more expensive than most but out of all the sessions I've tried I've found it very enjoyable and not at all like just a run of the mill pale.