+1 Kipling

Three different Christian women, exact same quote: “I don’t appreciate being called a racist.” I wasn’t one of the folks calling them racist (out loud), but I “don’t appreciate” them voting for one and pretending none splashed back on them when they spit in that particular pond.

And you know what’s going to be even better: he’s not going to be able to do his stupid fucking rallies to boost his ego anymore.

guys i’m in a really bad place right now. If I see one more whiny FB post from a dude who’s SO DRAINED and SO UPSET that people think he’s a racist for voting for trump and are mad at him, or a blog from some idiot Tulane sorority girl who is mad that her professor joked about moving to Canada while she is glad Trump…

Rikki Tikki Kaddy

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Fock you, the pyramids were built by Steve Martin. He had a condo made of stone-a.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

They don’t mistake him for her boyfriend because she has his face. She’s a lady Ryan Phillippe.

Unfortunately, a lot of us are going to suffer right alongside them.

Someone on my FB page posted about how Planned Parenthood has only been around for 100 years and women managed our health just fine before that. Um, no we fucking didn’t. We had babies we didn’t want and died in childbirth.

I am a 57 year old gay woman who melted down several times at work. I work with Republicans who supported Trump, but now they are realizing how bad he is for actual people they know. Since we are on the Left Coast their voting support did not put him into office, but now they are faced with the reality of their…

It is technically possible but then we’re stuck with the vice president, which in this case, might be worse.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Ah the Donald Trump defense.
“You murdered a woman by pushing her in front of a train”

Thank you for the less grim news.