Yeah, and they’ll get the same amount of work done in half the time it takes the average American to do the same task. I know it’s a favorite pastime of Americans to make fun of how lazy the French are, but that’s a myth. Yes, they work less hours in a work week, but they are way more productive than Americans, Brits,…

I would have hated you so much. Freshman year of high school all of my schools English teachers forced all the students to read Anthem and then discuss her philosophy which they were all really behind. I lead a protest against it claiming they were trying to indoctrinate us into a cult. Still not ashamed of it either.

A couple years ago my mother informed me that I was named after “Jory” from the sequel to “Flowers in the Attic”

I was born into poverty in a super duper conservative state and lobbied HARD against free or reduced lunches at school, even for people who were worse off than we were, because my mom was hard core that we would eat nothing before accepting charity. And if I had to eat shitty lunches like a half piece of bread and…

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

When I was 8 my best friend and I straight up murdered his mother’s very large (and, I now realize, incredibly expensive) outdoor cactus by watering it to the point it couldn’t stand up in the ground anymore. We did this because we felt bad that it was a cactus and therefore thirsty or something.

I sang in the D.A.R.E. choir.

oh god, wait, it’s all coming back. What a contrarian little piece of shit I was.

When I was in second grade my friends and I made up a club called Save the Animals. We made flyers with assorted conservation and recycling tips and then xeroxed tons of copies and passed them out door to door. Also, we spent a long time gathering together crickets and putting them in a hole before winter for reasons…

KONY 2012

Libertarianism

She’s more concerned with her “honor” than her daughter.

I love Below Deck and I’m not ashamed. Watching the psychic attempt to “read” Captain Lee was amazing. “You’ve always loved the sea.” “Actually, no, I never even saw the ocean until I was 31.”

I think it’s awesome that Durianrider cannot reproduce and Freelee has no desire to. The buck stops with them. I can’t think of a better outcome.

In New Jersey? This will probably make him more popular.

Isn’t it bizarre when you wind up in a little corner of the internet acting like a sleuth and trying to dissect drama that’s none of your business?? For a few weeks I was in this rabbit hole of some girl on tumblr who would beg for money and it turned out she just used it all on drugs and not her medical issues and…