I laughed at this, then felt bad. Then laughed again and didn’t feel bad. Then laughed some more.

So he doesn’t want her to die. He just wants her to be punished for treason by being shot until she is no longer living. But. He doesn’t want her to die. Those are different things, you see.

When I get sloppy drunk, I do things like fall all over my friends and tell them I love them, hurt myself trying to vault low hedges, and vomit.

What about Sarah Palin with her map of politicians that NRA supporters should target, including Gabby Giffords? This isn’t exactly new for the republicans.

I was using the firing squad words

Permission to finally end the nonsense campaign of We Like Megyn Kelly Because Maybe She is A Secret Feminist/Liberal?

Is this book also going to talk about how feminism is bullshit, created by the liberal media and if you want to fight off your harasser, you don’t need feminism, you just need a strong pair of arms. Also doesn’t this contradict Eric Trump’s theory that strong women don’t get harassed because I think Megyn’s pretty…

The Citizen’s United ruling essentially gave corporations the same political rights as human beings. Therefore, as an informed citizen who wants to see the best for my fellow citizens, its important for me to know who is donating large amounts of money (note: not just an opinion, lots of money) to what kind of causes…

I was really excited to see Beyoncé on the CMA’s last night. I am a black southerner and a lifelong country music fan and it was really nice to see her and Charley Pride in one place. There was so much debate on whether or not Daddy’s Hands is even a Country song which is patently ridiculous simply because the…

I love that Bey was like “I’m not just coming to your show and slaying that shit, but I’m also going to bring the women you basically crucified oh those years ago.”

I am not sure if this is the appropriate forum, but I grew up outside Chicago my whole life. I used to sit and read when my dad would take me to see them play the Pirates (his favorite team) and stuff. As teen, I would go to shows at the Metro and constantly pass by Wrigley Field. I watched the film Blues Brothers…

It’s fun and unifying to have a mega-talented entertainer with the broad appeal of Beyonce. She’s our common ground. Our Breakfast at Tiffany’s, if you will! Wanting to be part of something as grand and widespread as Beyonce fandom is easy and completely understandable.

It appears there IS a limit to her powers.....

Now I know that not even Beyonce can make me like Country Music.

Her blackface costume was inspired by a book about racism? I’m confused by this plot twist. And I’m pretty sure she is also very confused.

ONLY YOUR LOVE CAN CURE THIS ASSHOLE #romance

The character’s name is Mrs Ketts, so I’m pretty sure it’s a kettle.

Emma: What’s the plot of this again. She fucks a dog and a candle and a clock sing at her?

I find many beloved children’s stories disturbing. This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.

It’s not new age bullcrap — it’s called “emotional intelligence.” Without it you grow up to be a miserable asshole leaving unnecessarily negative comments on Kinja.