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my only question: did anyone have eyes on Vincent Cassel or George Clooney during the time Kim was robbed?

oooo thank you! i will!

currently looking all of them up! i’m so bad at doing my own nails, but this is making me want to try!

thank you! I looked up the liquid sand collection and there were a couple different white ones from what i could see!

may i ask what color this is? it’s gorg!

DAD!!

woof.

i saw this tweet like a year ago but Twitter refreshed before i could truly process it or see the handle and I have been searching for it ever since. thank you.

was his name Dwight Schrute?

only if “cooked meals” means “poured cold/canned soup into tupperware”

“you’ve had three hairstyles. what’s next for your career?”

it’s pretty rich coming from a guy who won’t release his own birth certificate (allegedly because there is no “gender” listed on the certificate).

jonathan cheban is like a someone glued doll hair to a cardboard triangle.

I justed wanted to echo the Threshold brand sheets comment. They are such great quality for a surprisingly low price. They stay cool and crisp through much use and many washes.

I justed wanted to echo the Threshold brand sheets comment. They are such great quality for a surprisingly low…

Erinn Hayes AKA Annabelle Bloosh from Parks & Rec

#saveMelania

this was the most intense moment of tv i’ve ever seen

sounds like a dream! #hearteyes

I’m so curious! what does “high brothel” entail?