I think the funniest thing about this is that they still won’t give you a job. 

The fact remains that no one is going to call BS if you tell anyone that you were around Lexington Market and someone tried to rob you. It’s not a fact that makes me happy but Democratic mayors or not, Baltimore is extremely crimetacular. And the layout of it is such that there aren’t a lot of ‘nice’ areas that are…

YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!!!!

“propelling me toward another aspect of my career that comes with endless possibilities.”

Hey, Chris, do you think you might interested in coming back to the show where you were publicly attacked and humiliated in front of your colleagues, most of whom either chose to support the person who attacked you or expressed ambivalence about the whole thing? It sure would be swell for our disastrous ratings, and…

“Either way, the punchline feels gimmicky in a gross way, especially seeing as Simpson ranks among the most maligned murder victims of all time.”

Celebrities and corporations are just going to keep shoving NFTs down our stupid idiot throats until we accept they’re a thing, aren’t they?

that scene in the Missing Pieces where she’s just staring at a fan and incrementally widing her face into a terrifying smile is somehow one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever seen. she’s phenomenal in this movie

Mulholland Drive got all the attention that Lost Highway deserved.

Lost Highway was the first Lynch movie I saw, and it's still my favorite. The idea that it has a mixed reputation sounds exactly right, but fuck that. 

Wouldn’t fire be the opposite of darkness? I mean, traditionally, that’s how people had light after the sun set.

It’s the scariest horror film I’ve ever seen. When Laura walked into the picture on her wall I was digging my nails in the cinema seat. When her father and the one-armed man argue in the car, my stress levels were through the roof. I loved it from its initial release. The scene in the club where you can’t hear what…

This was my introduction to Twin Peaks as a teenager and I watched the series afterwards.

Dune is still his best film.

It’s crazy how you're looking down your nose at people for liking a director you don't like and have the audacity to call them pretentious. 

you say that like it wouldn't be awesome 

It’s worth repeating every time it comes up but they/them pronouns are insane things that insane people use to try to make sane people feel insane.

I think plural pronouns for individuals makes it sound like they’re a hive mind.

I see what you mean re: the trailers. But I don’t think they do justice to how she’s portrayed as a character, or how the actor plays her. Worth giving it a shot at least imo! 

Legal Eagle on Youtube does a lot of Hollywood vs real world videos and its pretty clear that most of what we see on TV and movies regarding court rooms would never fly.  Real court is rarely dramatic or fun to watch