The obviously bullshit made up stories kind of ruin the better ones. Like the guy with the ghost in his loft in New York. It’s like he just watched a ghost movie and picked his favorite elements. Objects inexplicably and repeatedly moving on their own? Check. “The dog can sense evil” cliche? Check. A face appearing in…

Your family claims yoir workers as independent contractors while they are truly employees, thus putting the tax burden on them. So they have to save to pay taxes, so they make even less. Not to mention that those long hours that the employees spend cleaning up and opening and doing extra stuff are not paid at all. At…

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

Usually I would agree, but this post is so beyond the pale, so offensive in its effort to infuriate, so hateful in its dismissal of all basic human dignity, so disrespectful of all the laws of God and man and physics and romance, that it can only be regarded with scorn and fury and pitchforks and getting really,…

I’ve heard of some weird fetishes but whatever you’re doing is new to me. Whatever gets you off I guess.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

He’s an asshole. Republicans love assholes. They want someone to put the liberals and minorities in their place. They want to kick ass and take names. If an asshole can do that using words with a minimum of syllables, he goes straight to the top of the polls. Think of the people they’ve supported in recent years:

Learning to do things with your tongue ends up with WAY more satisified customers than deep throating ever will. I speak from experience.

It hurts sometimes to admit this, but once upon a time, I lived in a group home for children who were victims of long-term abuse. It’s hard for people who have never had their humanity so thoroughly reduced, but just having a few moments of being treated like a real human-being can give a person a sense of dignity…

I wrote this a little while ago and I think it is relevant here (cut-n-paste):

Last Week 30 Years Ago Tonight with Bill Simmons, Part 2 of 3, (I know, it was only supposed to be 2 parts) but first, a few words about that Carmelo Trade, even though that was only 4 years ago and not 30, but, stick with me, you’ll see why I’m bringing it up

Not sure where you’re getting your information, but it’s not accurate. Genetics plays a huge part in how many muscle fibers someone has (for example), and metabolic rate, and many other factors (including your general muscular/skeletal build). Your genes also determine how well your thyroid functions, as well as your…

Remember what the main purpose of the 9/11 attacks was? Did you ever read exactly what UBL wanted America to do after he attacked us?

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

I’d like to see some kind of class-action suit against airbnb. The basic idea isn’t terrible; it’s just that they aren’t a “sharing economy”, they’re a “taking economy”. They grab whatever the hell they want, without regard for anyone else, and then get puppy-eyed when neighbors, hoteliers, entire cities show up with…

Here you go:

But you know, she’s the only one on the ENTIRE internet with a degree in Af-Am studies and the only one with a Master’s degree. It’s not possible AT ALL that others are equally (and maybe more?) educated who’ve thought about this shit globally AND regionally with family not just from Hispaniola but all over Latin…

First, this depends on whose standard of whiteness you’re using. In the U.S., mixed race, light-skinned Dominicans with more European than African ancestry may not be perceived as white. But in Latin America, this is close enough to gain the advantages of whiteness.

It’s incredibly sad that what you wrote wasn’t even in jest. “it can be hard on spaces like Jezebel to discuss racism where White folks are not the direct culprits”. Only white people are racist, ammiright?!?!!

Just make a game of it. Every time she says “reading comprehension” or “highly literate”, take a drink.