I’m not surprised he’s so concerned about bathrooms given how constipated he looks in that picture.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.

Yeah, but she followed it up with “bewigged Sunny Delight bottle,” which is great.

GUYS, I HAVE BEVER BEEN MORE MAD @POVERTY FOR NOT LETTING ME DO THIS FOR MY MOM.

The star request is to keep this thread at or near the top of the page, so that readers don’t have to scroll through fifteen hundred posts to find it — not because the writer just wants stars. (Who even gives a fuck about Kinja stars? No one, that’s who.)

BEAUTY THREAD!

Only in Monadmoney Vally.

I related to this viscerally. My mother was angriest when she sensed that we (and especially I ) were happy, and then the rage would take over, eclipsing everything else. Our childhood was spent in fear: the toll of which is lifelong.

MARK! *HUGS*

HUGGSSSS

I don’t know what that nightmare fuel is, but it cracked me up.

GUYS. DON’T WORRY. “Ecce homo” fresco lady is on this.

This made me sob a bit because it is supposed to be a joke, but it’s not really a joke.

ok, so my understanding is, when woman gets pregnant from rape, that means God forgives her, right?

My reaction from just reading the title. It didn’t change when I read the article.

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Hi Dan—

This is some Greek-tragedy style relations.