Hello darkness, my old friend...

What are you gonna ignore the guy in the three thousand dollar suit? Come on!

I guess when your patient is more cancer than human, you just throw up your hands and make friends with the tumor.

You think that’s bad, Rick Perry just endorsed Donald Trump and said he’d be open for a VP position. This is the same Rick Perry who gave a speech last year that said:

Vapid, huh?

More like.

Rita Wilson has albums?

Don’t a lot upper-class whites (upper-class in general) complain about shit that the rest of us as normal and might actually appreciate? When you have no natural predators...job loss, low income, crime, police killing you, you have healthy food choices, you have life sercurity...you have to find some bullshit to…

Please post photos after the show.

Pls send pics!

I can’t help you but I wanted to share that I will be seeing Queen Bey with my 80something year old Dad at Gillette in June. It was his idea to go. He won’t be reading a book in the back.

“Too female?”

i think Clinton should really just have Sam Bee’s team photoshop her and plaster it everywhere. FOOL PROOF WIN STRATEGY!

internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug

The online vegan community sprang up because it’s logistically difficult to eat vegan for most people, so sharing tips, tricks, recipes, shortcuts, encouragement, etc. is important. A very vocal minority of people turned the encouragement part into a weird tribalism with extremely strict in- and out-group status based…

Shhhhuuuttt uppppp Demi, you are turning into a fifteen year old on myspace at this point

If they don’t call this technology “Googly Eyes,” they’re completely insane.