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tied with the OpenButts(TM) collection...

Spending $21k on a ring at Kay Jewelers is like buying a fois-gras-caviar-wagyu burger from White Castle.

And yet “chocolate diamonds” still remain their most offensive business practice.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

If I buy my gal a ring for $21k (AAAAACK), she'd better be able to summon Captain Planet with that thing.

The paranoia of this sort of thing happening is why I hadn’t taken an heirloom ring in to get cleaned for 2+ years until this weekend. Fortunately, I did NOT go to Kay’s - I went to Ben Bridge, and they were very nice and cleaned it for free. Then they tried to sell me overpriced pearl earrings and then I politely…

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

Obviously girls shouldnt be allowed in girls washrooms either, look how dangerous it is!

Someone is yelling at me via Twitter DMs that it’s a Reuben. I don’t eat meat. I don’t know. Y’all tell me what’s going on.

Because this sandwich has “New York Values,” if you get my drift.

Lawmakers gave up $8 million in federal funding to deprive $380,000 from Planned Parenthood

I like the way you distinguish between sins of commission and sins of omission. Those two groups of sinners need each other to game the system, and each can blame the other for creating conditions of systemic injustice.

There are so many gross things about this, but I’ll just pick two:

Well, now I HAVE to watch it. THANKS.

Also by NC law, this guy should be using the women’s bathroom, since he was born a female. And I wish he and others like him would. The exploding brains should make a nice pattern on the walls.

first man i see go in a girls bathroom, that man will be using the bathroom through a straw in a hospital for a month.

Jehovah’s Witnesses do not refuse standard medical care. The only procedures they refuse are blood transfusions. I was raised as one.

I do love that quote. I’ve told it to two separate dudes when discussing how maybe they don’t see sexism because it doesn’t affect them. They then went to tell me how unprivileged they actually were.....

Yeah well,