people who keep socks on during sex are garbage people

when i first watched it i thought it was some weird power play. like Trump thought Carson was doing it on purpose to be last onto the stage so he didn’t want to let him “win”

sounds like an evil eye doctor

i think we allllll know who to blame for switching out our Roman numerals with Arabic ones

isn’t that a given just like all of the time though?

all im saying is you better watch out for your left shoes talking like that!

that’s not very fair to Stitch!!

whoa. if this is how that works then PD’s can’t trot out cops as heroes when they save peoples lives either. goes both ways yo.

have you seen this? https://twitter.com/StockStickler/…

but where is the sugar bowl?

i mean they put Sonam Kapoor (an actually bollywood actress) in it for less than 5 seconds. why?

Discover Weekly HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. it’s been really great for me.

Golden graham

it is so real. it is so weird. if you are an 80 yr old couple and figuring it out and want to post stuff on your grandkids pictures it’s fine, but i know soooo many people mine own age (20s) who have joint accounts. these are the same sort of folk who have really one dimensional identities online “so-and-so’s mommy”…

also “i went to look at your twitter and you were wearing cool pants” which i am 100% using all the time now

between this and the 75,000$ worth of Magic: The Gathering cards that were burgled in Austin, TX thieves are just having a good week

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night…

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the youth delegation accepts the honorable catwhisperer!

I spend 30 mins a day running through the nearest dog park shrieking about the end of the world (dogs love it!)