isn’t that a given just like all of the time though?

all im saying is you better watch out for your left shoes talking like that!

that’s not very fair to Stitch!!

whoa. if this is how that works then PD’s can’t trot out cops as heroes when they save peoples lives either. goes both ways yo.

have you seen this? https://twitter.com/StockStickler/…

i mean they put Sonam Kapoor (an actually bollywood actress) in it for less than 5 seconds. why?

Discover Weekly HAS CHANGED MY LIFE. it’s been really great for me.

it is so real. it is so weird. if you are an 80 yr old couple and figuring it out and want to post stuff on your grandkids pictures it’s fine, but i know soooo many people mine own age (20s) who have joint accounts. these are the same sort of folk who have really one dimensional identities online “so-and-so’s mommy”…

also “i went to look at your twitter and you were wearing cool pants” which i am 100% using all the time now

between this and the 75,000$ worth of Magic: The Gathering cards that were burgled in Austin, TX thieves are just having a good week

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night…

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the youth delegation accepts the honorable catwhisperer!

I spend 30 mins a day running through the nearest dog park shrieking about the end of the world (dogs love it!)

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked… they need her

thank you for mathing

not my job/ not my prob/ i’m going to warehouse to polish my... knob (except not really)

we don’t wanna touch it if possible

wine clubs are garbage, though, so maybe don’t?

was his name Archer?