Well, if we’re being honest, we all knew the answer to “Which sports team will be the first to Tweet a pic of the lockerroom Dragon Dildo” would be the Mets.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

Or as the Wilpons call it, a Bernie Madoff bobblehead.

I bet it will happen faster than that. He’ll be around other wealthy independent guys and he’ll ask why he’s putting up with his dad.

I’m legit looking forward to the “Lonzo Ball finally gets tired of this shit, cuts business ties with his father, father utterly baffled” story that feels like it’s about five years away.

I don’t know if it the Celtics righting the ship as much as it is the Bulls reigniting the dumpster fire.

i bet he drives a pretty sweet iroc, tho.

I assume he wears a full NBA uniform to go shoot hoops in the driveway too.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

I’m going to comment to myself because I don’t particularly want to bring some of you assholes out of the greys, especially the pleasant people who subtly wished for my death. Super classy.

I just feel sad hearing this.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Doc Rivers should frankly get way more shit than he does as a GM and a coach. The Clippers have had an astonishing lack of accomplishment for a team built around a top 5 all-time point guard and two elite big men. It’s completely insane.

Counterpoint:

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

If only the American public, and the FBI, were as interested in the resolution of actual crime. We’d have a much more equitable and just society.  

$405 for a Mark Sanchez game-used jersey is actually a pretty good investment considering how rare they have become.

Im glad law enforcement spent a million dollars to get the millionaires t-shirt back.

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.