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Sounds like he really hit a wall.

Obama. Berlin. 2008. 200,000 turned out to hear his speech.

I’ve got a very simple task for you... Don’t fucking click on the articles regarding politics. I don’t understand why this is so damn hard

Ironically enough, we appear to be sending them both a criminal and a rapist.

President Peña Nieto should totally invite him and offer him a meeting and when Trump’s plane hits the tarmac just ghost him.

If it was too dangerous for Trump to come to Chicago, how can anywhere in Mexico be safe for him?

A brilliant strategic move by his campaign. Come from a state that undercut Washington to draw Boeing to their state, to the middle of Boeing country in this state — and then give a speech where he’s likely to talk about Boeing moving jobs to China.

The USA isn’t sending their best.

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

The dehydrated orange peach pit is in Everett, Wa today pandering to a sad sack crowd. Washington has 4-5 counties that vote Democratic, and those happen to be the largest counties in the state, so he’s got zero chance here.

Hope he’s got a hefty insurance policy for when the Marlins decide to throw 95 into his ribs to soothe their hurted feefees, because baseball is a sport played by grown men.

Some of them are degreed engineers. Ryan Newman for example. So....

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

I used to think like this until I had the opportunity to talk to a driver. Most people have no idea how much science goes into driving a race car. Drivers know a lot about physics, as well as being able to recognize what is going on with their car and how to diagnose and solve problems. Air pressure in tires, drag,…

According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

You are misreading his tweets. He’s saying “Vote Trump or you will be shot in the streets.” It’s a threat.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

@shtickless: Not that I think it was fake, but it wouldn't stand straight out like a piece of metal. If you slammed the pol into the dirt, the flag would be carried towards the ground from momentum, then bounce around a little bit because of the lack of gravity, eventually settling somewhere in between. But it…