He abandons prop comedy in the later seasons. Maybe he’d work on a tight five about grading sides of beef.

There’s an episode where the guys are talking about what they’d want their last meal to be if they were being executed, and Dale says he’d ask for the world’s rarest truffle, then tunnel to safety while they were looking for it. It’s followed by him saying, “But then I’d miss out on eating the world’s rarest truffle.…

One that I frequently quote is when Dale warns Hank that he’s in “the beast” after his supposed late fees on porno tapes.

I hope Bobby’s demands as a chef don’t prevent him from getting to a few open-mic nights for a tight set of prop-comedy.

Dale gets hospitalized for overexposure to old, highly toxic pesticide (“The government won’t let you make it anymore. That’s how you know it’s good.”) that he found when working in a disused section of the military base where Bill’s an Army barber, comes out with damaged vocal chords and maybe a few new personality…

But it’s made by competent companies and not made of a material that can’t get wet 

These pretzels are making me want to be a fusion chef!

And, god, but you can just imagine it, yeah? Mike Judge in his best Hank Hill voice, saying “a fusion chef in Dallas,” struggling audibly to figure out which precise word to put more of his good-natured contempt on.

Much as I’m sure we’ll all miss Johnny Hardwick, they have a great opportunity to have some meta-fun here by recasting Dale and then occasionally having someone else comment that “something seems a little different about you...” in a vaguely suspicious manner.

The “fusion” is just adding nutmeg

What until she sees his take on “Spa-Peggy and Meatballs”.

“Episode 4: Live Frito or Pie Hard - Bobby’s twist on Peggy’s famous Frito Pie recipe becomes a sensation in Dallas, which puts them at odds.”

John Williams’ music.

The dropped storyline that really bothers me in its lack of resolution was Ben dating the reality show producer who either had a ghost twin who was harassing him, or else she was just gaslighting him 

I discovered this show 3 months ago and binged everything in 2 weeks, something that never happens to me. Really great, fun, intelligent and weird. I think season 1 was the best because it was the most ambiguous, after that I don’t think there is a lot of ambiguity regarding the reality or not of the supernatural…

I think I was definitely all-in on this show with the season 1 episode where the Catholic schoolkids start obsessively humming the Jonathan Coulton tune about Santa getting high on gummies

The only gripe I have with this show are some dropped plotlines, such as one of the daughters suddenly having fangs and a tail, then nothing more about then. Maybe that will be addressed in S4? I love the cast, particularly Ben and Leland. Can’t wait for it to return!

He was briefly skinny on the one episode where they put him up on a cross because they needed to get a res-erection.

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