Oh say can you see,

If the prequel trilogy is receiving a new assessment after all these years it’s most likely because the sequel trilogy was so bad the prequels look better by comparison.

Is it because the lead actress of a film is speaking the language of trauma, and we’ve spent the last ten years reading about abusive directors going after their actresses? Maybe it’s just me, but I’m glad these two sentences were put in, because I know my mind went to harassment.

If I could give exponential multiples of this star, I would.

It’s just regular old PEMDAS: Paramount+, Exponents, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Subtraction

I can't figure out the order of operations in that headline.

I would describe Nope the same way, and feel that might be more overrated than Midsommar.

Midsommar would have to be the most overrated horror movie of the past few decades. Great start that pisses everything away.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Drove his truck into town

There once was a man from Nantucket

This show shouldn’t have worked. The original movies are objectively silly as hell, with some of the most cartoonish villains you’ll ever see (but somehow edgelords have felt the need to insist are actually the heroes for decades now). But Cobra Kai actually manages to bring them into a more real world setting and…

It is curious how gore’s presentation has so much to do with how it’s received. I would never show Terrifier to my GFs kids, but had no problem with them watching Dead Alive. The gore in that movie is so blatantly over-the-top and presented in such a slapstick manner that even when buckets of blood and body parts are…

I’ve made it through the three Art the Clown movies released so far, but I have to say I did something during Terrifier 2 I didn’t expect; I laughed out loud during what was considered the scene that one-ups the hacksaw scene from Terrifier 1. God help me, I have to think it was intended to be funny because it went …

I’m not saying that people aren’t allowed to not like it (like I said, I’m probably not gonna watch it because torture porn isn’t my thing, even though I can respect it). I just think acting like it is some kind of death knell for popular culture is actively stupid, not only because it is a weirdly conservative view…

If I were Biden and SCOTUS ruled for Trump, I’d immediately have him assassinated.

“It may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS. The 2016 campaign is a circus, but Donald’s place in this election is a good thing.”

Conservative Christians trying for a state-by-state theocracy, for one example.

I’m less concerned about Trump, more concerned about an increasing number of citizens ready to try American-style fascism.

One way to alleviate stress in our lives: stop watching cable news.