Had to replace “but her emails” eventually :/

I loved the Cerritos nod, but the best line of Prodigy S2 is “Even the whales are evil!”

To each their own, of course, but that’s actually what I liked about X. More often, the final girl is someone the viewer finds generally likeable and is rooting for them to survive. Maxine is self-absorbed, overconfident, and annoying, and her sex drive and drug use would have made her a surefire slasher target in…

Yeah, I can’t imagine getting hate from people for portraying a fictional character, especially as a child actor.

I’m pretty sure Luke saber-batted someone off Jabba’s sail barge in RotJ also

Glad to see Jack Gleason back in action! 

Yeah, imagine if all the horror movie survivors decided, “wait, I know freedom is right over that hill, but who’s going to bury my recently-slaughtered friends?”

I heard they were considering The Precious Diaries, or maybe House of Smeagol

WTF indeed!

Interesting that they don’t mention Aubrey Plaza’s role. That can only mean one thing:

I’ll never forget seeing this in the theater. Right before the previews, two young (probably 10 or under) kids came in escorted by an older woman. All I can think is that they did something like “Please grandma, can you take us to see that new cartoon movie?” My friend and I gave each other a WTF look and kept an eye…

The trio destroyed the mine, but at great cost to Mokivj itself, when Anakin failed to account for cortosis’ unique energy-redirection properties, sparking volcanic activity that ultimately radically transformed much of the world’s ecosystem.

Unless that padawan is Ahsoka Tano, then all bets are off! Interestingly, I’m not sure if this was intended or just my brain trying to draw parallels, but I kept thinking of Jecki as the High Republic version of Ahsoka so I expected her to be plucky, very talented with the Force, and unkillable. Expectation subverted!

Hey, there are at least three of us. I’d stake my Pulitzer on it!

*facepalm*

Reactions from the right should be interesting*. I can see them arguing “he’s a Dem plant trying to smear MAGA and manipulate the election” or “he’s a loyalist who was just trying to prove how shoddy the election security really is”

I thought the slice and dice was pretty slick and I’m very glad Darth Bortles got to chew some scenery. It’ll be interesting to see if Sol ends up having to explain the massacre to the Jedi, or if Fauxsha has other plans for him.

Yar! Would absolutely watch a movie about an AI lovebot that thinks its a pirate. If The Asylum isn’t currently working on that idea, they need to get their AI (those scripts are AI-generated, right?) working on it ASAP.