I think Cocaine Bear and Wet Hot American Summer exist in the same universe. If they make the sequel Wet Hot American Cocaine Bear Summer, I’m 100% in. 

For the sake of basic, below-the-line production jobs returning, I really hope the strikes are over by then.

Alternate universe for Rogue One:

Old Lando, thoughtful and wistful, “...and that’s how I met Chewbacca.” *Cut to the scene where Chewie’s throwing Han around the prison*

Has no interest in protecting his citizens from leprosy, malaria, or rising sea levels.

Nonsense. It’s all the fault of drag shows. A little ivermectin clears it up nicely.

Exactly. Use him as a framing device. Would help give the show a different feel.

A frequent pattern for the contagion of leprosy is that a child is exposed to it...and develops symptoms of the disease 10 or 15 years later. I wish the article had addressed whether the individual had had any such contacts during his childhood.

I like your knowledge of obscure quotes. Shall we continue this conversation in the electric needle room? 

Why is “wanna-be” in front of the fascist? Fascism is an ideology, not a club you apply to. DeSantis is an actual fascist.

Wokedillos.

So I’m thinking I should wait until I can watch it at home, that way I can first watch 1992's Bram Stoker’s Dracula, pause it when he’s placed on the ship, watch this one and then unpause it after it comes into harbor for the full experience.

Kind of like “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles”.

Same here. Also, can you imagine how much it would cost in acting fees now with that same cast? Most of them launched big careers after that.

I loved his worked in Blow, great character. 

I was 13 when that aired and watched it with my mom. We both laughed so very hard — we had never experienced comedy like it before. She and I became instant die-hard fans of Pee-Wee. I like to imagine my mom (now passed) getting to say “hi” to Mr. Ruebens. Have fun, you two!

<3 Fahey

The whole concept of a “Ghost Kitchen” is such a scam from the get go.