MLK was asked the same question about segregated diners. Why would anyone want to eat at a segregated diner? His answer remains true through the ages: if I don't eat somewhere, it should be because I don't want to, not because I can't.

That little "Woo!" near the end is fantastic.

Because discrimination isn't right.

You forgot "Thus I command you, Love each other"

No, these are bigots pandering to misguided constituents.

Sorry, but this is the best Jeep directional input device.

Wait....people buy automatic Miatas?

Years ago I was paying for parking monthly in a lot. The lot attendant was the same guy every single day, a crack head fellow that followed the rules of the lot to the T. I had parked my car early in the morning, hung my parking tag and left. I guess during the course of the day with the heat my review mirror fell off…

It's a Jeep thing. I applaud him. Haha. As a fellow Jeep owner I would buy him a beer. Jeep: 1, the man: 0

Kill him.

I think we all know what they're saving the last twelve "H" models for....

We should bring back the good old days where pulling out of a dive depended on how strong you were and how well you could pull back the yoke. All this fancy schmancy fly-by-wire is just capitalist pig-dog luxury...

That's nothing

That rule needs only one tiny edit to make with the happies.

You shut your mouth right now! Bieber might have someone who can read this stuff to him, and the tasteless shit still has too much bloody money.

"Go Fuck Yourself" is what I think it says.

Secret message to Ferrari in this distorted reflection?

You're right about that. Sorry, I had got it into my head that the OV-10 Bronco was in Army service at some point, and went off the rails.

Great article Tyler, it just makes me sad that all top DoD officials are in bed with the big bad military industrial complex (Boeing, Lockheed, Northrup)....just look at how much sense the F-35 has made.