The photo is taken, pixel by pixel, from photography manufacturing plants that were suspiciously located in the congressional districts of congressmen who voted to authorize the photo.

This photo only cost $35 billion and is designed to replace a more capable photo.

That is fucking gorgeous. I would take three.

Fixed that for ya.

That is all

Oh, sure, it looks cute now. But just you wait...

"Not entirely a death trap."

He was bread like a racehorse to be the best driver. Unfortunately, his abilities only represent the best of what nature can produce. The next generation will be engineered by man. And as history has shown, whenever humanity has tried to outsmart God, it has never backfired on us in any way shape or form.

Who let Montoya on the track again...

Yay!!!

It's just the right thing to do, Porsche.

Comments of the year.

I'll take the Countryman

Welcome to BMW, where the numbers are made up, and the cars don't matter.

Why oh why hasn't the earth swallowed this Corvette instead?

US commandos begin to enter the car. A Hyundai moves to block Ruqai's escape. Eight seconds in.

No the person who created that wins the internet. All he gets is a cookie for reposting something that's been going around Facebook for months now.

@Koda89: Well, *humans* finding the first Halo didn't really make much difference. The *Covenant* finding the first Halo started the chain of events that led to the schism, and the Sangheilis' "Heel Face Turn". *That's* what really saved our bacon.