Basically, Briles may be both a fall guy and a complete sack of shit. Seems like the most likely scenario.

nah, if you're over the age of whiny little dickshit, extra innings are the best. It's free baseball!

Yeah, we were watching this the other night.

Could you guys be any more butthurt by one man’s success? Good God, it's so palpable I'm embarrassed for the author. Sorry people like you less than they like some other guy. It happens.

It’s always good when a Belt gets loose for 69.

Ball of foot on brake, side of foot on gas... That’s how I’ve always done it.

Saw no one responded, I think your statement has credence but it is not true. Talking about reliability Jeep and Toyota maintenance is a crapshoot. I would not poo poo the 4L ever, give me a garage with both! If not, depends on the specific car. Def reasons for avoiding both but both can also be rescued from the…

You know who you have to get next, right?

I've got Patriots jerseys of both Tedi Bruschi and Junior Seau that I still wear, and my mom says I'm not an asshole.

I’ll come clean and say I get a massive kick out of people wearing jerseys with shitty/forgettable players names. How can you not laugh at the sort of person who thought a Pat Meares Pirates jersey was a good idea?

I went to a White Sox game a few weeks ago and saw a guy in a Dustin Hermanson jersey. I missed a few pitches staring at that asshole.

Was this from the director’s cut of Django Unchained?

Old man? WTF. He’s 53!!

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

Yes they do Jake...THAT’S LITERALLY ALL THEY DO!

CSI: Neverland

Also: “Those aren’t pillows!”

That old bastard never lost a game of chicken to no one until that day...

Regarding restaurants: I don’t really care if they have the vibrating pagers or just call out names, but you know what really infuriates me? Making a reservation, showing up on time/slightly early for the reservation, and having to wait to be seated. I would rather wait an hour at a restaurant that doesn’t take…

Was Corgan working at the Italian Beef Stand?