Las Vegas Gila Monsters. Available since the Tucson WCHL team folded, and they could have a badass mascot.

Not enough stars for this.

It’s a real class, but it’s always pass/fail.

I’m not here to judge chubby chasers.

The A7 has nice lines. The Panamera still looks lumpy, and the bulges are not in the right places.

It looks like an A7 that put on 30 pounds of fat before its 10-year reunion.

Elon Musk and David Gest - Separated at Birth.

The Buick LeSabre is an excellent car. It is not a fast car. It is not a well-handling car. It is not the epitome of German Build Quality (tm) and Engineering (r). But it is very good at one thing.

It looks like a Panamera on its period.

Astonishingly enough, the list of top ten things I wanted to see on the internet today did not include “Hi-Res Pix of Michael Ballaban’s Hairy Body Parts”.

“The statistics” show no such thing, actually.

It’s driven by scared old people and Neo-Nazis people who own property and have real jobs.

You make me laugh, you big, goofy sonofabitch.

Hosts seem to genuinely enjoy being around each other = watchable.

The Warriors lost more games in the finals than the Bulls did in the entire ‘96 playoffs. Not even a question as to GOAT.

I tried to get them to donate a set of those wheels for my car, but there were zero Fuchs given.

Let this be a lesson to you kids out there: Never use a Brazilian wax on a round German.

I am arguably the stodgiest old baseball fart still technically alive, but I just can’t find it in me to hate on Jayson Werth.

Good point. Harley should really be concerned about its market in Moldova and Burkina Faso.

#blackknightsmatter