So on his Make-a-Wish day will Mike go hunt some kids in a daycare place?

He still has a more promising outlook than Former Professional Golfer Woods the Tiger.

Harvey Updyke strikes again?

just move along, nothing to see here.

The only people who say that are the people who are too afraid to admit that riding without a helmet just feels SO MUCH BETTER.

A couple of things wrong with these statistics.

Helmet laws are stupid. They aren’t about saving lives; they are about penalizing motorcyclists. If they really wanted to save lives, they’d require all vehicle drivers to wear helmets.

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I was hoping to write in Bally McBaseface but we should probably be on the same page with a write in

That's a ridiculous name. Bally McBallface is what it should be.

Where can I write in Basebally McBaseballface?

Seriously. This jumping around like a bunch of school girls with one hand extended into a pile of teammates, so that on the off chance, the hand periodically contacts the player being celebrated, is really gay.

Say what you want about the tenets of Washington football, at least it’s an ethos.

This is awful, but....................

Scully is terrible. So sorry to say it. He was once great. Not anymore.

I kind of hate the Darwin fish more.

Even as a progressive person, I find this sticker to be really embarrassing.

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

Really stuck your neck out on that one.

“Boy, was that stiff - holy cow.”