charlesmontgomeryburner
charlesmontgomeryburner
charlesmontgomeryburner

When I was a sprout, my friend Scott’s mom had a Simca 1000. I thought it was exotic (thought the same of Scott’s mom). I had no idea it was cheap and unreliable (the car, not Scott’s mom). I am convinced that the roots of our downfall as a Civilized Nation will someday be traced to the disappearance of obscure,

His DD is a daily driver. And the soup of the day is du jour.

Well, if you got one it would have to be registered under Slappy White. But your driving gloves would never match.

White Sox fans, so Manny Ramirez, Adam Dunn, Nick Swisher, Gordon Beckham, Jake Peavy, Jeff Samardjiza. There has to have been enough hope there for the stores to stock the jerseys in the first place, then abject failure to get them onto the clearance rack. So unfortunately you can’t get the Marcus Siemens of the

That man is a hero.

Gotta disagree there. I have a Christmas tradition with my teenage son that every year he gets an authentic jersey with the name of a player that left our favorite baseball team the previous season, the more disastrous the tenure the better. You usually get a screaming deal, and you can’t beat the comic irony value.

There were times throughout the year where I left mid-shit because he stunk up the bathroom so bad. In hindsight, this should have been one of those times.

You assume that the data released by Tesla is legit. Probably perfectly fine, since we all know that car manufacturers would never doctor numbers to make themselves look better. Right?

The Brits aren’t any saner.

Watch again from 6:55 to 7:04. Sunrise. Hummel pulls the headlight switch, and that perfect 6-volt system lights up the drivers side then passenger side headlights and side markers sequentially. It’s like a spirit animal waking up to guide you. Beautiful. I have to make a GIF of that for when I need calm feels.

Sedanado

Not enough stars for this.

Dude had a similar experience last year when he was trapped for seven hours on a stalled escalator.

Neutral: Who Would You Hire To Run Your Navigation Systems Unit?

Took a look at the The Ringer after seeing this. There wasn’t one single post that interested me enough to compel me to click on it. It’s early, but their traffic’s not looking good either. I don’t care who invested in it - it’s DOA.

I’ll grant you that Jackson is no Stone Pony when it comes to insights, but the dynamic between Farmio and DJ makes the broadcasts very listenable. It’s good radio from an “I’m catching a ballgame with these two coots” standpoint. And the best part is that you don’t have to listen to that chicken-fried twatwaffle

Seems to me that a drive-thru would be a perfectly appropriate place for a Cayman.

They’ll bide their time waiting for a standard, then pounce. Much easier for them to simply install hookups at their existing stations than it will be for anyone else to buy up all of the bricks-and-mortar that will be required.

Neutral: Who Will Be The First To Get That Electric Cars Need Fast Charging Stations?