Yup.

Assuming you were a teenager, you were not only too cool, but also both too old and too young to like that car. I think you had to be either six or sixty.

Similar to the “forever” that the Lithium-Ion battery will last, i.e. not forever.

Finally! A motorcycle for people who hate most of the things about motorcycles!

Kids almost invariably have both selective blindness and bad taste. They love gaudy, shiny, and unusual things. The ‘86 fakewoody ticks all three of those boxes. The topic was “cars you loved as a kid”, not “cars that are objectively good and/or attractive”.

So much angry. Here, my son, calm yourself on this:

Wood-y, wood-ish.. same difference.

Nobody doesn’t love a woody. GTFO.

4th Gear: French New Car Sales Are Up

My four rules for driving:

I’m a little worried about Evans. Sure, he’s smiling through it, but all the hate seems to have aged him overnight.

Neutral: How Can Dealers Get Better About Selling To Women?

FIFY

“You think you hate it now, wait ‘til you drive it.”

All they need to do to bring back the glory days of IndyCar racing is to bring back cigarette sponsorship. Seriously.

The City Motto of Fallujah is “At Least We’re Not Detroit”.

Preferably... automatically.

They had no choice but to respond when faced with a probing question hurled by a highly influential automotive journalist...

You were correct. Now they’re just desecrating the corpse.

I call bullshit. They know what the take rate is. Just say it. I’m certain it’s higher than 10%, and I’ll bet it’s higher than 20%. A quick look at Chicago’s craigslist postings (edit: of 2007 and newer Wranglers) says that around 25% of the used offerings are three-pedaled. That is probably an indicator.