You got a freebie. Customarily, anything involving tying or untying a monkey costs extra, even in Florida.

The rearward location of the center of gravity of the Sulky makes it much less prone to tipping over than the Robin.

Came here for this. Not disappointed. Ashamed, yes, but not disappointed.

The internet is full of trolls, idiots and people hocking old cars.

Me, if someone had done this to my daughter, I’m off to prison because I’d kill him for sure.

Sumbitch in that hatchback always signals towards squirrels.

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.

Push-Button PowerFlite FTW.

WTF? If a human can’t drive with these controls, why are you guys always telling us that Otto Nomous cars are going to be the next big thing?

It’s a Michael Vick alias reference.

Tossers gonna toss.

I keep waiting for Harry Enfield to pop into these.

I have to think that Jan Wilsgaard, even at 85, would have some pretty interesting input on this.

He said he can’t bare to leave that poor Candy Apple Red machine all alone in that locker.

#bikelivesmatter

1. Baja

...women or people you just don’t understand...

That was a close shave, even for a Brazilian.

Should have known better than to ride in a car equipped with a Garrote turbo.

Came here for this. Good to see that somebody didn’t choke.