My husband fiddles with the environment controls constantly.  I don’t, so if he’s been driving my car, it usually takes a bit for me to realize they’re not where I usually leave them.

As well as anything you don’t necessarily “need” to adjust (audio controls in particular) but are almost certainly going to.

Literally anything that you need to adjust while the vehicle is in motion.

To be fair, that was all that was left.

The dashboard in this thing is a 1980s teenager’s Trapper Keeper. It’s the artwork from the Saved By The Bell promo materials. It’s the graphics panel from a 1989 Burton snowboard.

Everything must go up, all the time, or you are a failure who should lose their job and have their stock punished. If you have 5 billion customers this year, you must have 10 billion next year. Even if there are only 8 billion people on earth.

Help the average person?

TANSTAAFL

That sounds like a good cover story.   Area 51 is not far away.....

well, for one, the US Navy Virginia Class submarine isn’t completely controlled by a video game controller - only the periscope is. the systems that actually matter in getting you down and back to the surface are much more complex and, more importantly, have redundancies.

As long as it’s not the search and seizure of a woman’s womb.  That one is all fair to them.  

I don’t know why you didn’t make this clear- Zelenskyy is Jewish. What Tucker was doing was using antisemitic tropes- that Jews are ratlike, that Jews persecute Christians, that Jews are in league with bankers to control things.

Recognising his error, Schwarzenegger went to get a shovel to dig out the hole. He apologised, saying “I’ll be back”.

Reminds me of all the breathless coverage of the person who paid off kids’ lunch bills so they could graduate. AS IF KEEPING KIDS FROM GRADUATING BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T AFFORD FOOD WASN’T UTTERLY FUCKED UP OR SOMETHING!

How can you tell a company is lying? Their lips are moving.

fucking amazing!

I dont think it was the entire tank..  My guess venting to release some pressure at the end of the test.  Still, watching that much Green House gas get vented into the atmosphere hurts.  In the grand scheme of things, its nothing, but still..  

Even better, a comment in response to an unsolicited brag/attack on said teenager. Like literally all he had to do was not say anything in the first place.

Yeesh, a straight guy sees one set of Robert Mapplethorpe photos and gets a hard-on, now they want us all to suffer.

Wasn’t a big fan of his TDS tenure for a lot of reasons, but whenever his name comes up I always take the opportunity to recommend his book. It’s just outstanding on every level. Especially the audio version, which if nothing else, helps with the various accents and pronunciations. It’s funny and quite moving in…