*giggle*giggle*tee*hee*me smarter because spellcheck*tee*hee*hee*

Gork was so much funnier when he was doing a lot of goke.

It would take a SWAT Team and a octopus trained in Kung-fu to extract me from such a pit.

Best.Solution.Ever.

Hey, while we all rush to help you learn google, can I eat your eyebrows?

Well, $100+ to get shot does seem pretty steep.

Oh good, over 2 hours of children's shrill screams echoing in hallways, caves and a library! Disappointment, a headache AND ringing ears? HellzYeah!

And another 30 for the police to round them all up.

In my defense, he did pay me a lot and your kneecaps are really breakable.

That recently happened to me. A friend of mine casually mentioned something about reading comics when he was younger which launched me into a rapid-fire gushing review of the latest Superman storyline. About halfway into it, I realized the look on his face wasn't interest.

"Coming in 2018…A New DC Universe…A New Direction…New Worlds…New Heroes…New…Ah, screw it. Even we're confused by now."

We're sorry. :(

BigTimeStudioExec: "Make it shopping carts and skateboards in a Walmart and you got a deal."

Title: FLESHFRIGHT
Genre: Horror
Logline: A loner (Shia Lebouf) buys a possessed sex-toy from a wizard (Ron Jeremy) and seeks revenge on all the women who rejected him.

And he made that shitty remake of Cannibal Holocaust.

A Rowdy Roddy reference? Wow! You should hear him riffing on that wacky Vietnam war. This guy has his finger on the pulse of pop culture, that's for damn sure! Quick somebody ask him about the Martin and Lewis break-up!

Well said, Mr President.

If it makes you happy it's not fake.

That's what I call mine too.

Wait here. I'll go find some Internet.