Then where do all those old babies come from then?

Was it FlatFace? I bet it was FlatFace. Something to do with wax lips? Come on, Col. Cliburn! Help us out here!

If theaters would stop dialing down the projector bulbs, 3D works much, much better.

Dude, break the meds in half for awhile to see if that helps.

At least that hasn't been done a dozen times already. Another movie about how dedicated and awesome they are for reading off a teleprompter? Yeah, pass.

Or just curmudgeon.

This should be settled by a knife fight.

Not as worried as she'd be.

A coherent script would be nice too.

Or Sir Mix-A-Lot. Wait, that's a real guy.
Sir Mixes-Drinks-And-Drinks-Them-A-Lot?
I'm terrible at this game.

Okay. Do better this time.

I think we all know the real reason behind this obvious fake cover story:

Almost there. I promise.

Has anyone contacted the CDC for the proper disposal of those panties?

Cancelled by the first commercial break.

I have done things under the influence of alcohol which will haunt me forever, but at least I can say it's never led me to eating at a Taco Bell. <shudder>

Reality needs to be rebooted.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot. One more thing….RAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!"

HULK POUT!!!!

My therapist says the same thing about your mom.