Typical Hollywood spin. The real reason he wasn't in Face/Off is because the producers would only allow him 6 hippie bracelets per arm.

"bikini girls literally murder a Prius driver by forcing him to breathe diesel smoke."

I really don't see his fans voting him into office since felons and jail-bait can't vote and the rest of them can't read.

You got a toilet?

PLANET BOINK: In a world where sex is purely for procreation and men and women live on separate planets, Derby7 (Zac Efron) and Porpy12 (Melissa McCarthy) break all the rules by falling in love in this wacky sci-fi comedy!

Ugh. The only thing less funny than Kellyanne Conway trying to be funny is Kate McKinnon doing Kellyanne Conway trying to be funny.

Yes.

*In a dark basement somewhere, George RR Martin is backspacing furiously*

That's a really, really tough call.

You seem very well informed, Mr HanAssholeSolo. IF that is your real name!

Statham as the entire cast, including the talking monkey, or GTFO.

Jason Statham as Aladdin or GTFO.

It's a race to the bottom…Depp is holding on to his lead, but Smith is pushing hard…it's going to be close…

Damn, I really wish I knew what that guy said that embarrassed Kermit so badly.

Um..yeah…I guess.

The What?

Facts are not a requirement in many parts of the Internet.

Thanks BatMan! How can we ever…? Where'd he go?

I'm sure alcohol was involved.

…….? …will we…really?