Was his father born without a sense of humor as well?

"I actively seek the complete and total destruction of masculinity and maleness as a concept,"

BigTimeHollywoodExec: "Hey, I just read…had a great idea!"

Well, to be fair, she does suck.

Showtime exec: "Uh, waiter? I know I ordered this Escape From Dannemora, but I've changed my mind. It's overdone. Way overdone and I don't want it."

I will bid on that dog.

Yeah, that term could also include "those who celebrate all which is terrible" which is kinda AVClub, amirite?

words be trippin

Oh hey, I didn't know GWAR did it. Cool. No problem. It's totally okay.

Who stole it from Jack Benny…

TAKE HIM WITH YOU

It'll be on television. Maybe.

"That's…one small step for man…one giant….OUCH SHIIIIIIT! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A TOWEL TO STAND ON! "

OKAY

Okay, as long as you didn't go eat afterhand. (is that a thing?)

The "fresh take" is adding one more color. Edgy!

Saw3 for date night? Jeezuz, where'd you guys go for dinner?

Like Barron gives a shit.

I have often wondered the same thing about her.

Okay, cool. That's why I'm celibate and NOT because I'm broke and living in my parent's basement.