"Okay Kathy, let's do it again. But this time, don't say you're sorry you cut off the President's head. Say you're sorry you made a fake head and pretended it was the real thing, okay? Kathy? Why are you laughing? What's going on?"

If she tried it a little bit every day pretty soon she'd be telling jokes like a pro!

Slowly and reverently to the tune of Amazing Grace.

I honor your sacrifice in the Outrage Wars, Mr Cigarette.

If you drink it from a lamb skull, yes.

That just made my bucket list.

Well, don't keep us in suspense! What was the mistake!?!

Yeah, guys. Come on. That really hit home. We CAN do better!

A lab where they usually make running shoes.

Somebody paid her to act in a movie?

True, but safety tip: Don't wear her Spanx on your head for more than 15 mins at a time.

Lamb-stuffed lamb with extra lamb and lamb ice cream for afters….mmmmm

Boss Baby 2: The Diaper is Full.

This is a thing?

Yeah, I would see him every day in the park shitting on statues. I'm glad he's working now.

Marvel comics seem to be struggling to find an audience lately. For some reason, their answer seems to be turning all their major characters into children or turning super-teams into preaching "political activists". Hope it works out! Good luck!

“she really apologizes from the bottom of her heart for what happened. She never thought this would come out like this. Never intended to hurt anyone.”

"An extreme rabbit?"
(Howls of laughter - scattered applause)
"No, but seriously you guys. Enough with bad things for awhile. Morrissey has spoken! Good-night and don't forget to tip your waitstaff!"

So true. And they acted like the Matrix had to be either a perfect, boring Eden or a gray, boring Manhattan or ftw! Blow it all up and set loose thousands of hopeless, slime-covered cripples into a world which can't possibly support them.

They're behind me, right? Can you see them? Don't look! They'll know we know! Just tell me if they're looking this way.