Pope 2.0

He puts his "jokes" out there for free then wants to sue when someone repeats them?

Shouldn't the warning label be on the knife?

That's where he hides his gun and rabbit.

He was good at making beautiful doughnuts disappear.

I think I was married to you.

Eraserhead.

So you rewarded his rude behavior with sex?

Sorry, but that's as close to fired as you get.

I agree. He should be left alone. Completely and permanently.

Wait! There's a Gamestop that's still open? Wow!

All I got was that dumb zeppelin addon that never worked.

If you ask them nicely, then yes.

Nerdzi?

"he emerged, told reporters to turn their lights and cameras off, and answered questions in the dark"

Gosh, I hope he's going to be okay.

Okay, so how many dick jokes can we estimate are in this script?

For…?

Will Bjork be outside? If so, I'll just keep hiding here behind the couch until she leaves.

I remember how Ernest Borgnine was just poured into that sexy jumpsuit.