Christopher Walken, Willem Defoe and McLoven.

What are you really trying to say? Just spit it out.

Ugh, again?

Frankly, it's like when your butler takes too long with your aperitif. When it finally arrives, you don't want it.
*goes back to reading upside-down Wall Street Journal*

Intentionally and maliciously stealing from people doesn't “incite violence, rioting, or civil unrest” but tweeting about it does?

Then resold it under the name Red Bull.

That requires coke/meth/speed with a strong sativa chaser.

"Have you ever considered just acting?" Lawrence Olivier

"his blues-rock band"?

It must be done in front of a live studio audience of Renaissance re-enactors or it's no deal.

Yes! Why is this not happening? Somebody take my money.

"My Lunch with Tyrion"
Host Dick Cavet would walk down 5th Avenue with Peter "Tyrion" Dinklage as he insults doormen ending up exchanging reviews of the latest Broadway shows over Central Park vendor hot dogs.

Caption: "Okay guys! You look great! Now, everybody into my mom's van. To Comic-Con and Beyond!"

A cameo by Stan Lee?

Is that a real museum? Or are you trying to tell us something?

With the strike coming, you can bet on it.

Wow. I read that really, really wrong. I should take that kid back to Wendy's.

And The Comments Section? What about us? What did we get? Something really cool, right?

Meh, I'll wait for the B&W Silent version.

Replace the tears and heart with giggling and twitching? Okay, but you make me do the weirdest things.