I don't know why AVClub used a pic of Kathleen Turner for this article, but she rocks that hat.

As long as she doesn't choose Palin as her VP, I'm in.

I thought he thought he was a Howard Stern.

Nope. I think I'll just watch a few episodes from the original and pretend this never happened.

I hear you, but the war is over and evil won. Time for the healing to begin.

Noooope.

*BOOM*

Why was that "apology" not filmed from their prison cells in the deepest pits of Hell?

I'm sure she enjoys the taste of angry waiter spit as a garnish.

I could probably do two of those things, but not all three.

Damn scabs!

Yes, sadly Sean Penn killed her in a drunken rage in '92. She was replaced with this inferior clone which, as you can see, has been deteriorating at a much faster rate than anyone had hoped.

Meh, he was funnier when he was Bill Hicks.

While dozens of emails from Richard Sharpe sit unread in his inbox.

If this "hurrah" of which you speak is substantially larger than his anus and covered with spikes, then yes, I agree. Let us give him that hurrah.

When he gets fired by the Internet, he's going to sit quietly at a bus stop until somebody nice sits down who wants to listen to his weird, rambling stories that always paint him in the role of Jesus.

But does he have the time to host this show with all his success in stand-up?

Is it really expensive now to ship two small children via freight?

Yeah, but it did bang your girlfriend and snort all your coke.

Holy Shit! Okay, somebody else used my headphones to listen to Nickleback. It was not me! I swear it!