Hey, AVClubbers!

This is always my primary argument for cloning.

But not a bald genie, right? Because he's got hair. Real hair.

Wow, that does sound like fun! Fuck cake!

or a phone.

Potato Tomato I don't care. I just want it gone. You hear me? GONE!

Okay, but hold on a second.

You can waste time with your friends later. AV Club Commenting Time is when I need you the most!

Pass.

So you're saying I don't need a spoon? Okay, cool.

I'm dreading the two inevitable events:

Somebody should.

I hope this strategy works better for him than it did for me at my last employee evaluation.

Hippy-skippy-yeah-kip-kip-yeah (or whatever they were cheering all time but said mournfully.)

Hey, how do we know YOU'RE not two different people?

too soon.

Meh, Art Buchwald is already claiming he wrote the sequel even though he's dead.

Now you're just being condensationing.

What if your only career goal is to download and install the game?

So does your partner.