I got the impression the entire project was the result of a misuse of alcohol.

She can be both.

I'm fucking your polecats.

You forgot the randomly placed capitalization. Otherwise how would anyone know it's new software?

They should just do that McCarthy Spicer Press Conference gag ever week until it becomes unbearable, then make a disappointing feature film out of it.

Okay, we get it. Even non-existent people from cancelled tv shows hate Trump.

Gallant would've added a "PLEASE" to that.

I remember the sexy letters section.

Get the breast-plate stretcher!

Bunk: " Oh god no! Please! Not again!"

Wow! Thanks! Amazon drone with your bottle of Pappy Van Winkle is en route.

They are? So what am I supposed to do with my collection then?

Being bored before the end of the trailer is never a good sign.

I would pay to hear him try to pronounce "gerrymandering".

UPDATE: Cast of cancelled show would consider reprising roles in exchange for cash.

Hi ya'll welcome to the Paula Deen Show! This week we're making my famous Gravy Cakes! Mmmmm!

Your father and I have been very patient but let's face facts. The magic thing isn't going to happen. You need to move out of our basement and go back to school. Any school except Magic School.

BigTimeHollywoodExec: What the hell happened?
Assistant: Okay, they called and asked ‘Is the leader of the rival gang in this picture First Nations?’
BigTimeHollywoodExec: And of course you said, No. Right? Right? Are you there? What did you say? No, right?

Jimmy, sorry dude, but it won't help.

He ate his own face a long time ago.